I want you to be good. By Steve Yzerman's bionic knee! I want you to be good. Maybe not even good, just average? please? Against Vancouver you had flashes of brilliance. I would prefer you to just be consistent. So people can stop sticking up for you, because consistently bad is a whole lot less dangerous than giving us hope that you might be good.
Make up your damn mind.
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Dear Detroit Red Wings
Dear Detroit Red Wings,
I hope this letter finds you well. I doubt it will, I'm very worried about you. Right now you're losing to a sick Edmonton squad that is missing its two best defensemen, Sheldon Souray, and Lubomir Visnovsky. But its not just the the fact that you're losing, it is how you're losing. I have a theory though, I believe that on the way to Sweden the Team Jet passed through something similar to the Bermuda Triangle. But instead of just erasing you this phenomenon merely removed some knowledge that you possessed. The knowledge that you're a professional athletic team, not just any team but the Red wings. This may come as a shock to you, but you're the most dominant team in any sport over the past 20 years. Now I have made excuses and I've rationalized it, but at this point something needs to be said. So I submit this letter this letter of worry and sadness. I beg of you please look for it, not only your knowledge but also your dignity.
I still love you Red Wings,
Kevin
I hope this letter finds you well. I doubt it will, I'm very worried about you. Right now you're losing to a sick Edmonton squad that is missing its two best defensemen, Sheldon Souray, and Lubomir Visnovsky. But its not just the the fact that you're losing, it is how you're losing. I have a theory though, I believe that on the way to Sweden the Team Jet passed through something similar to the Bermuda Triangle. But instead of just erasing you this phenomenon merely removed some knowledge that you possessed. The knowledge that you're a professional athletic team, not just any team but the Red wings. This may come as a shock to you, but you're the most dominant team in any sport over the past 20 years. Now I have made excuses and I've rationalized it, but at this point something needs to be said. So I submit this letter this letter of worry and sadness. I beg of you please look for it, not only your knowledge but also your dignity.
I still love you Red Wings,
Kevin
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